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  • Knock on Door.
  • UPS Man: Delivery!
  • Me: Uh, just leave it on the porch. Thank you!
  • UPS Man: No problem! *Gets in truck.*
  • Me: *Opens package*
  • UPS Man: *Starts to drive away.*
  • Me: *Runs into street after him* Y U NO BRING ME BOYFRIEND?